Month: June 2024

Niantic Doesn’t Want You To Get Mega Rayquaza

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An egg for a Mega Rayquaza Elite Raid

The Primal Groudon and Kyogre raid days we had earlier this year were great. They were accessible to plenty of players, you could use remote raids and, most importantly, there were lots of them. Every single gym had a raid on it, and those raids refreshed every hour. This meant that, even if you only had one gym, you could do three raids. Mega Rayquaza though, he was made STUPIDLY inaccessible. First off, he didn’t get a raid day. He got an Elite Raid Day. Which meant that, instead of every gym having a raid on it, only some gyms… [Continue Reading]

Scorching Sands Is A Shit Event

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Weed Cat is not amused by the giant seafood

I am very pissed off. I have been trying to hatch a Larvesta for months and months. I still don’t have a Charcadet. BOTH of these Pokemon are currently in special 10km eggs for the Scorching Sands event, alongside the stupid, useless Turtonator. I’ve hatched 3 of these fucking 10km eggs and gotten Turtonator every fucking time. Meanwhile, in the event where Larvesta is the main Pokemon, it’s still the rarest thing in 2km and 5km eggs, even the special ones they released for Scorching Sands. The 2km and 5km eggs suck as well. As much as I love Growlithe… [Continue Reading]

Cyndaquil Classic Community Day

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Shiny Cyndaquils

I’m sorry, but as cute as you are, Cyndaquil, today is just not… very good. I’m not even sure why Cyndaquil was chosen, aside from the fact that Typhlosion was given Thunder Punch at the start of the season. A move that did get buffed. Still, it’s a chance to catch shinies if you missed the original event. Is Typhlosion good? It’s ok. Doesn’t have much use in PvE because there are just so many good fire types these days. Everything from Reshiram to Mega Charizard to all the other fire type starters. Typhlosion though does have some good bulk… [Continue Reading]

The Missing Split – Partners Again

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The Missing Split

The names of Decay Lord Trios are generally deterministic. Those given by the Overlord tend to influence the future of a Trio, to the point that overcoming the potential implications of a name can be impossible. Clearly, a Decay Lord Trio dubbed ‘The Missing’ are bound to struggle against their almost predetermined fate. Unfortunately, it seems the multiverse is conspiring against them. Welcome to one of the… more depressing story arcs I’ve written. A story of rash decisions and broken emotions. Read the original post here. The strange, white ship was exactly that, strange. Nonsensical even. It was just a… [Continue Reading]

The Missing Split – Rekindled Hope

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The Missing Split

The names of Decay Lord Trios are generally deterministic. Those given by the Overlord tend to influence the future of a Trio, to the point that overcoming the potential implications of a name can be impossible. Clearly, a Decay Lord Trio dubbed ‘The Missing’ are bound to struggle against their almost predetermined fate. Unfortunately, it seems the multiverse is conspiring against them. Welcome to one of the… more depressing story arcs I’ve written. A story of rash decisions and broken emotions. Read the original post here. Retvik grunted as he rolled over, being careful not to knock over the tiny… [Continue Reading]

The Missing Split – Wandering Rescuers

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The Missing Split

The names of Decay Lord Trios are generally deterministic. Those given by the Overlord tend to influence the future of a Trio, to the point that overcoming the potential implications of a name can be impossible. Clearly, a Decay Lord Trio dubbed ‘The Missing’ are bound to struggle against their almost predetermined fate. Unfortunately, it seems the multiverse is conspiring against them. Welcome to one of the… more depressing story arcs I’ve written. A story of rash decisions and broken emotions. Read the original post here. Everything was bright and white as Litvir opened his eyes. Litvir didn’t like that.… [Continue Reading]

The Missing Split – Sharing Blame

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The Missing Split

The names of Decay Lord Trios are generally deterministic. Those given by the Overlord tend to influence the future of a Trio, to the point that overcoming the potential implications of a name can be impossible. Clearly, a Decay Lord Trio dubbed ‘The Missing’ are bound to struggle against their almost predetermined fate. Unfortunately, it seems the multiverse is conspiring against them. Welcome to one of the… more depressing story arcs I’ve written. A story of rash decisions and broken emotions. Read the original post here. “I kinda… don’t know what to do any more…” Koh wasn’t normally one to… [Continue Reading]

The Missing Split – Cold Regrets

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The Missing Split

The names of Decay Lord Trios are generally deterministic. Those given by the Overlord tend to influence the future of a Trio, to the point that overcoming the potential implications of a name can be impossible. Clearly, a Decay Lord Trio dubbed ‘The Missing’ are bound to struggle against their almost predetermined fate. Unfortunately, it seems the multiverse is conspiring against them. Welcome to one of the… more depressing story arcs I’ve written. A story of rash decisions and broken emotions. Read the original post here. Litvir sighed to himself as he pressed the ignition button and, yet again, the… [Continue Reading]

The Missing Split – Search Plans

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The Missing Split

The names of Decay Lord Trios are generally deterministic. Those given by the Overlord tend to influence the future of a Trio, to the point that overcoming the potential implications of a name can be impossible. Clearly, a Decay Lord Trio dubbed ‘The Missing’ are bound to struggle against their almost predetermined fate. Unfortunately, it seems the multiverse is conspiring against them. Welcome to one of the… more depressing story arcs I’ve written. A story of rash decisions and broken emotions. Read the original post here. Glimmerblade didn’t like having this many people in his navigation room, but his main… [Continue Reading]

The Missing Split – Unexpected Communications from Outside the Universe

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The Missing Split

The names of Decay Lord Trios are generally deterministic. Those given by the Overlord tend to influence the future of a Trio, to the point that overcoming the potential implications of a name can be impossible. Clearly, a Decay Lord Trio dubbed ‘The Missing’ are bound to struggle against their almost predetermined fate. Unfortunately, it seems the multiverse is conspiring against them. Welcome to one of the… more depressing story arcs I’ve written. A story of rash decisions and broken emotions. Read the original post here. “Alright, final matters. Hasvik, is everything arranged for our Portalia trip?” Hasvik, the General… [Continue Reading]