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OKAY FUCK JETPACK FOR REAL NOW

April 29, 2024April 27, 2024 Medic 0 Comments FUCK YOU AUTOMATTIC, FUCK YOU JETPACK, jetpack, YES I AM ANGRY, YOU STOLE MY STATS PAGE

SERIOUSLY JETPACK FUCK YOU. YOU JUST TOOK AWAY THE ONE FUCKING TOOL I STILL FUCKING USED. YOU TOOK AWAY MY FUCKING STATS PAGE. AND ARE CHARGING ME A SMALL FORTUNE TO GIVE IT BACK. FUCKING WHAT? THIS IS A FREE FEATURE THAT WE HAVE HAD FOR FIVE YEARS AND YOU TOOK IT AWAY? SERIOUSLY YOU FUCKTARDS TOOK AWAY A FREE FEATURE YOU HAVE GIVEN USERS FOR OVER TEN YEARS. ANOTHER FREE FEATURE. ARE THERE EVEN ANY FEATURES YOU HAVE LEFT THAT AREN’T TIED TO A FUCKING PAY WALL? IT’S FUCKING EXPENSIVE AS WELL. THE MINIMUM COST IS €7.95 A MONTH.… [Continue Reading]

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Fuck Jetpack

February 10, 2024February 1, 2024 Medic 1 Comment jetpack, wordpress

When I was new to WordPress, there was this handy plugin called Jetpack. Made by a company called Automattic, it added a ton of useful features, all for free. These included things like extra widgets, an easy contact form you could add to your website, a vastly detailed stat system and an easy way to post blog posts to other websites. Sure, Jetpack constantly tried to sell you its premium version, after all, that’s what most free plugins do to try and make money, but the features it offered were great, and the price for the premium stuff wasn’t too… [Continue Reading]

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A Quick Review of Worms W.M.D.

August 17, 2023August 6, 2023 Medic 0 Comments holy hand grenade, jetpack, worms, Worms W.M.D.

I used to be a fan of the Worms series, starting with Worms Armageddon and Worms World Party, playing them as a kid. However, over the years, I kinda stopped playing them, mostly because we had other games on the PS2, and the Worms games we had were for the PS1. We did later try some of the 3d versions on PS2, Worms 3D and Worms: Forts Under Siege, but they just weren’t as fun as the 2D games. Later on, when I played on PC, I did have Worms 2 and Worms Armageddon on disk, and I later did… [Continue Reading]

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On The Jetpack Social Plugin

June 20, 2023June 10, 2023 Medic 0 Comments jetpack, ramble, rant, scum

Jetpack is a plugin that has been tied to WordPress for a very long time. It’s got a bit of everything in it. I personally use Jetpack to see website stats, like how many people have viewed our website, and to see which articles are popular. However, the other big thing I use Jetpack for is Jetpack Social. Jetpack Social allows you to post to different platforms whenever you make a new post. This plugin would post to Facebook and Tumblr, and can also post to Linkedin as well. It used to post to Twitter as well, but that stopped… [Continue Reading]