Congratulations America for being retarded!

Congratulations, America. You’ve gone full Brexit on us. And I’m laughing at you. Hehe.

Every country, every expert, every sane person you had told you otherwise but you didn’t listen.

With Republicans controlling pretty much all of your government now, you can enjoy seeing them repeal everything Obama did, mostly out of spite. Oh and you’ll probably see a recession as well because that’s when most recessions occur – during Republican control. Let’s hope you don’t end up going backwards rather than forwards.

Well, I say you, I mean the population who voted for the guy who can’t even handle a Twitter account. And was openly endorsed by the KKK. And is due for trial on November 28th for fraud. Hopefully Trump will win that trial, as it would be embarrassing to be charged with fraud before going into office.

And before you say Hillary was a bad candidate, she may have had a lot of baggage, but she had never actually, you know, found guilty in a court of law. Clearly all her years of experience meant nothing, and even if she was ‘evil’, then she’s done an excellent job of coming clean from everything that was thrown at her. People are probably going to waste tax payers’ money investigating even more things a billion times, like they did with Benghazi. Of course, the DNC have a lot of blame here, pushing for her constantly. Bernie Sanders would have been a better choice, but I have my doubts he would have won in the end – after all, the USA isn’t a fan of socialism and people often confuse it with communism.

Even worse, the Vice President you’ve picked is horrible. This is a person who doesn’t believe that smoking causes cancer and that rather than funding HIV clinics and getting people to use condoms and other forms of protection, you can convert gays into being straight via torture (because that is pretty much what conversion therapy is) and that abstinence is the only way. If anything, Trump wouldn’t even be that bad a choice if he had decent people behind him, but he clearly doesn’t, he has Mike Pence and his followers making suggestions.

You know the worst thing though? This was an election where people just believed whatever the fuck they wanted and threw facts out of the window. Policies meant nothing. Laws meant nothing. All people cared about was how they felt was right. Almost everything Trump said was not true, twisted or an all-out lie, yet people lapped it up. You all loved it. “Oh, he says it how it is!” “Oh, he said it so it must be true!” “I feel what he says is right!”

Really, I shouldn’t be mocking you. You elected an idiot with no experience in politics who pays off everyone to get his way. You deserve everything that’s heading your way. It’s actually pretty funny from here, on my little island.

I hope you reap what you sow. Don’t come crying back to the rest of us when it all goes horribly wrong. Unless you’re an American SPUFer who didn’t vote for Trump and is looking to escape their horrible country, then by all means come crying to me because I know you’ll want to rant and let out your pain in how gullible the rest of your country is.

Meanwhile, I’m going to sit here and continue to enjoy my national health service and other useful benefits. Because if I lived in the US, with my pre-existing medical condition of type 1 diabetes, I’d be royally fucked.

Let’s hope that you aren’t all royally fucked as well.

Dummkopfe.